Dear Friends

So me and my friends Roy are talking one day and I made the remark, "Well, I'm not getting any younger!" We giggled a bit, and then Roy stopped and stared off into a distance. Now most of you who know Roy understand that Roy just had a thought. A thought that is gonna require a good amount of discussion.

So Roy turns to me and says, "That would be weird to "Get Younger." I smile because I know that he is going somewhere with this.
He says, "One day, your voice starts cracking. You start loosing hair on your face. You start to shrink. You stop thinking about your career, your life and start thinking about more important things like the new G I Joe's coming out and you even start to wonder if this mysterious "Santa" fellow is even real. And if he isn't, who is eating them cookies you left out over night? Then, suddenly, this horrible disease breaks out all over. Everyone is talking about it. It seems to be spreading from one person to the next like wildfire. The disease's name........the cooties. Then pretty soon you forget how to stand and walk, then you forget how to talk. You try to
tell someone that you just urinated in your pants but, all that comes out is jibberish. Then finally you find some guy you don't know pushing you into this cave. The only thing is...the cave opening is way smaller than you but, he seems to not even care..."

Wow.

Roy can be pretty cool sometimes....


Love you guys,

Anthony Doria