Dear Friends,

Have you ever been in a postition where everything you want is miles and miles away from each other. Let's say you want:

A Sports Illustrated Football Phone
A Dog Named Scrappy
And Your Favorite Box of 1001 Crayola Crayons

The problem is, you don't have enough money for the Phone, and you have to leave the dog at home so you can go find the crayons. I know that doesn't make any sense to you guys (and girls) but, you have to let me finish. See, I came into a point in my life almost about 2 years ago when I decided to start thinking for myself and making myself happy. Ever Since that time-period I started discovering things in life that I needed to acheive this before-mentioned happiness. But, now I have come to the horrific Fork in the Road. Scrappy is sitting at home missing me but, I can go home to see him until I find my Darn Crayola Crayons! What is Scrappy desides he doesn't want me anymore? Do I give up on the Crayons to win Scrappy back? How could I give up the Crayons! Of Course if I had the Sports Illustrated Phone I could Call Scrappy but, #1 I can't afford it and #2 Scrappy is a Dog and I am starting to sound like a lunatic. To wrap things up friends...I am depressed and confused and all I want is my Phone, Crayons, and my little Doggie...

If anyone could give me any advice or report me to an insane assylum...please do.

Love you guys,

Anthony