Dear Friends,

There is a mystery afoot ("it's not my feet, I just washed them")(small Mel brooks joke)(very small).

Anyways, This mystery spans accross six states. Each of you is a suspect. No one will be able to leave this email until the truth comes out. That's right you are all stuck here. (unless of course you just deleted this message.......gee....I didn't think about that)
So what is the crime? Simple. You love me. See my body and brain is like a motor vehicle. It needs fuel and regular check-ups to run properly. This "fuel" is made up of many differant ingrediants but, the basis of the formula is love. Now when I say love, it's a certain kind of love. Let's take a moment to go through all the 'love's shall we:

Possesion love--"I love my new CD"

Puppy Dog love--the best example of this love is in ninth grade when I wrote "I love Kerri" all over the school bus seat.......did I just admit that.....?

High School love--"C'mon baby" "No" "But, I LOVE you?"

Zach n Kelly love--also known as "Saved by the Bell" love. This is the love where you meet a girl in High school and compete with a successful wrestler to win her heart. You do only to lose her when you go to college but, then you catch up with her again and have a one-hour long Marriage episode.......Then she poses for playboy.

And finally, Friendship love. This love is the best kind because if your CD breaks...it's still there. If you don't have sex....it's still there....if your girlfriend moves to 90210 it's still there. And most importantly if you try to get a date for six years straight only to fail
miserably.....survey says?

So back to the mystery. It seems one of you love me. I am not gonna name any names...but, the culprit apparently thought of me recently. Whether it was a hockey game, Dave Mathews song, Adam Sandler movie, or if you are Jennifer White and you want to know who the crazy kid is that keeps sending you emails.....one of you thought of me at some point here in the past couple of days. Now it may be more than just one of you. I would be suprised if we have a conspiracy going on here. But, if the person or persons responsible wants to fess up now....I won't go TOO hard on ya. I will just leave you with one thing......With the actions you have
taken.......you have my day...."Positively Perfect" Thank You.

I love you guys. (love as in Friendship Love) :o)

Anthony Doria