Dear Friends,

You know there is this game called Asshole and if you are in college, or high school I guess, or even drove by a college once there is a good chance you've probably played it.

One of the best parts of this game is when it's over someone is deemed..."the asshole" and for the entire next game everyone just gets to give it to that person over and over and over again. Depending on how cruel the other players are...the Asshole gets it pretty bad sometimes but, eventually everything evens out because at some point in the night the person giving the Asshole all the trouble eventually becomes the Asshole.

I think about that and I think about life...and friends...and relatives and co-workers and acquaintances . I'm almost 30 now and it seems throughout my life I've been the "Asshole" and then there have been times I've been the one messing with the "Asshole."

But lately I feel like I have been on a year long streak of nonstop Asshole-ing. Every time I look up and a new game starts I say, "great...it's gonna be someone else's turn now" but no....I become the Asshole again and everyone starts to give it too me. It's almost like they are having fun with it. Like it makes them really, really happy.

I think about Karma and maybe I was really mean to some Assholes in the past and now I am getting what I deserve... but the truth is....No one deserves this much Asshole treatment. The process behind this is just some sick individuals lust to constantly give it to an Asshole. Over and over again. They love it. I just seem to be the perfect patsy.

So at this point I have no other choice but to find another game to play. I really liked the people I was playing with but I can't sit here and constantly have people giving me trouble...much of which I don't deserve... just because they think there has to be an Asshole and I have to be that person.

So no more Asshole...No more Asshole players. You want to play your stupid game find someone else to play with. I'm done. Guess you are gonna have to pick someone else to treat like an Asshole...