Dear Friends,

I have this knack for "creating" holidays (May 17th is national "Come Out of the Closet" Day. It was a day designed for...you know who...to join hands and celebrate and stuff. Our luck it would end up like a elephant line or something. I will give you a minute on that one)

Anyway

Today February 18th will now be a new Holiday. It's called the "I'm Still Alive" day. See most of you don't know but, "Dear Friends" was started because one day I was bored and I wasn't receiving emails from anyone. I sent them but, they didn't return them. So I figured if I started writing cool little columns about retarded thoughts (God Knows I have a bunch) maybe I would get a few replies. You all know how well that worked...heh heh.....So in the past couple of weeks everyone has been...how you would
say...caught up in their positively perfect lives. Not that that is bad....I just miss you all. So Today has now been ordained as "I am still Alive" Day. Today it is your job to email me and anyone else you haven't talked to in a while (Friends, Family, Babies Mom)(That was a really bad joke). You don't have to say much. Just send an email entitled...."I'm Still Alive" and I will be more than happy with it. Until next time Friends....

And

Happy "I'm Still Alive" Day

Love you guys,

Anthony Doria