Dear Friends,

Ok. I have to vent my frustrations for a minute (no suprise). I went to Burger King for lunch today and was flabbergasted (I have always wanted to use that word). There in front of my was a sign that said, "Cheese flavored fries...25 cents." I said to myself, "Self....Burger King has just come up with the greatest idea in Fast Food history." So I ordered some "Cheese" fries and upon recieving my food...to my dismay...I was given regular fries, something that resembled a Macaroni and Cheese packet and a paper bag. At first I thought it was a childish prank until I read the directions on the bag.

Cheese Flavored Fries.

If you are guessing that they didn't quite taste fanatical you are probably not the weakest link (that was cheesy...more cheesy than those fries though). So since I was a itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow poka-dot ba-PISSED OFF...I decided to write Burger King a little memo.

Dear Burger King,

I noticed that you guys are getting a little desperate. Being an ex-Burger King employee I understand the all-encompassing "McShadow" that has plagued your existence. But, it is no reason to go off the deep end. Chicken Whopper? Now isn't this so called "Chicken Whopper" really just a BK Broiler with a few more McToppings? Come on guys....your starting to McBuckle under the pressure. Don't think that by passing off a few unoriginal ideas that you can joop us into dropping an obscene amount of money on food that doesn't even taste McGood. My way right away is to go back to doing the things you do good. And you can King Size that.

Sincerely,

Anthony Doria



Ah. Now I feel McBetter. :o)

Love you guys,

Anthony Doria