So I pulled up Digsby today which has my Yahoo account linked to it and I don't know if you are aware but the new thing now is to randomly "Spam-Chat" people and try to get them to go to porn sites. So about 5 minutes into being logged on I was "targeted"...

Here is the chat log that followed......

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Her: heeey..u there???

Me: yup.....who dis?

Her: ooh hey

Me: hey

Her: well I just saw your name on the yiahoo directory and your profile seemed interesting lol

Me: let me guess...you have pictures of yourself and I just need to sign up for some website to see them?

Her: i have pics babe they are on my site babe and i have almost nothing on lol

Me: whoa...crazy how I guessed that huh?

Her: what are you up to? lol

Me: talking to you....that's it...

Her: nicee, welll.. I work frrom home just starting doing these cam shows It's pretty fun actually lol

Me: what an entrepreneur .l....

Her: I am a little busy right now cant really talk here, but if you want I would LOVE if you came to watch my show, give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ???

Me: ya ya ya....and I won't be able to talk to you on here anymore right?

Her: This way you can see what I look like and we can chat while I work, I promise you wont be dissapointed..I must warn you though, I am not wearing much..

Me: right.....so original...

Her: well I think i have my free friend's pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??

Me: oh...of course....

Her: yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don't tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i'll let you pick! LOL

Me: granny panties.....I like em big.....and round....

Her: k lol .. You joining me ?

Me: I'm making fun of you...

Her: Ok, go to (her website) scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see "Friends of Amateur Network?", click that and when you get the password page, put in the password: " sessykiz48 " okay?

Me: will you go to my website? it's called www.Iamnotgonnafallforyourstupidshit.com.....

Her: yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?

Me: how is 9/24/1993?

Her: k, if you entered as my friend, it should say 0.00, if so you are good for my free friend's pass dont worry about the autorenew the pass cancels all charges

Me: hey do you have a penis?
Me: I like girls with penis'

Her: CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend's pass

Her: ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

Me: not going until I get a confirmed penis...

Her: k, you in yet babe?? Don't keep me waiting!

Me: P E N I S

Her: k

Me: k

Her: k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I'm the girl on the top row farthest to the left. There's a chat there so I'll see u there babe ... maybe u tell me what to do

Me: I know this is sudden....but....will you marry me? I am an Architect named Arther Vandelay and I make eleventy billions dollars a year....

Her: k

Me: sweet. Now I can tell all my friends about my fiance's new website where she gets naked and plays with herself....my dreams have come true...

Me: uh oh....I think I won this little battle of wit...huh?

Me: a simple "touche" would suffice

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I put her comments as "her" but let's be honest it's some 40 year old dirtbag pervert trying to squeeze 39.99 a month out of me.....

Hey "Margret"....I can see boobies for free!......

--Anthony